Tonight’s episode is once again sponsored by Masland Carpet Mills, makers of fine fishing- and smoking- wear. The announcer pitches the company as special because it closes the mills for one day each year so the employees can go fishing.
Dr. Fulbright walks in the door from a tough day of doctoring perhaps even engaged in the archaic practice of house-calls. Unfortunately, his call to his own house is met by his shrewish wife Angie. She immediately pumps him for how much money he earned today. Actually, it turns out that he hasn’t been doing much doctoring lately. He made a mistake and it destroyed his confidence. His wife assure him, “You’re still a doctor — you’re still supposed to earn a living!” Yeah, and the healing stuff too.
He slinks out vowing to get some money for his bitchy wife. He ends up at a pawn shop to hock his medical bag. The pawnbroker with a heart of gold (a real one, in addition to the ones in the jewelry display) doesn’t want to take the doctor’s bag, but he gives him $25. He then offers to make it $20 and throw in an old medical bag that he had laying around. Fulbright looks inside and finds some unusual instruments.
Fulbright goes home and hands his wife the $20. She is about as appreciative as you would expect and asks him if he robbed a bank. A neighbor frantically knocks at the door carrying her child. Within seconds he diagnoses the girl with hemorrhagic encephalitis. Having no alternative, Fulbright opens the new bag. He sees now that there is a warning label that the instruments must be used ethically or the violator will be subject to the full penalty of the law. Checking a handy enclosed symptom matrix, he finds a new-fangled syringe pre-loaded with an elixir for the girl.
He injects the girl and she is cured instantly. Fulbright sees his new black bag as an opportunity to cure the afflicted. His old white bag sees it as an opportunity to make a “million bucks.” Using a magnifying glass, Fulbright sees the patent was applied for on
07/18/50 — that’s 2450! [1]
Two years later, Fulbright is a successful practicing doctor. He is giving the girl he cured a routine check-up. The fact that the 10 year old girl hasn’t grown an inch or changed her pig-tail hairstyle in in 2 years doesn’t seem to bother him. However, it bothers Angie that they still can’t afford to pay him. She pushes Fulbright to make as much money as he can as fast as he can, but he feels bound ethically, and by the warning on the bag, to do good.
A woman comes in with a paralyzed arm and Fulbright is able to restore movement. He tells his wife to bill the woman $50, but she thinks that is absurdly cheap. Fulbright tells her that after much consideration, he wants to reveal his little black bag to the world. Angie threatens to tell the police how he had once killed a patient by showing up drunk to operate.
When he says that he mailed a letter the day before, she stabs him in the back with a scalpel. Her plan to take the bag and make the millions herself is foiled when the warning on the label is carried out. She sees that the bag is now full of straw. We get a great close-up of her as people bang on the door.
Post-Post:
- [1] When Fulbright speaks the date, he mistakenly gives the day as the 15th.
- Based on the same short story as the Night Gallery segment by the same name.
- The neighbor went on to be the Duke Brothers’ maid in Trading Places 32 years later.
- From the short story: Dogged biometricians had pointed out with irrefutable logic that mental sub-normals were outbreeding the mental normals and super-normals, and that the process was occurring on an exponential curve.
Amen, brother.
Charlotte (Sherilyn “should be a much bigger star”
The next morning, after having started work on the baby, Charlotte describes the car as “frivolous” for a new mom. C’mon, it’s a Volvo. Either these two know nothing about cars or they speak English as a second language. Later that day, Charlotte gets in the car. In her rear view mirror she sees a young woman in the back seat saying, “We’re going to have a baby.”
Lucy’s uncle confirms that she committed suicide in a car just like Charlotte’s. He offers Lucy’s stuff to Charlotte. When Jack gets home that night, he finds clothing and personal items strewn on the floor and up the stairs to their bedroom. At the top of the stairs, he finds Lucy’s driver’s license.
The car stops, the locks go down, Charlotte can’t escape. Smoke begins pouring into the car as Someday We’ll be Together comes on the radio again. Lucy appears and I’m not sure what happens. It looks like she has something wrong with her teeth, but it could just be the horrible quality of the video on You Tube. But then she leans into Charlotte’s neck like a vampire before we cut away. So this is either inconceivably stupid, or just a poor decision on the staging. If Lucy is going to bite her like a vampire, that is just a complete non-sequitur. If she is not a vampire, why lean into her neck with her mouth open? And wasn’t she going to die from smoke or CO2 inhalation anyway?
What was that horn-blast all about? I guess Charlotte was dead and slumped against the horn the whole time and Lucy “drove” the car home. Charlotte’s neck is bloody, so I guess they did go for the vampire thing, although with ghost-like tendencies..
We first meet Dr. Sears when the parents of an anorexic girl hire him to heal their daughter. He has the “talent or a curse” that he can “feel what other people are feeling.” He can draw their illness out of their mind into his own. Moments later, the girl is chowing down. In a really clever shot, Sears later sees his reflection in the elevator door and perceives his reflection as a
through the yard. Now he’s coming in the house. Now he’s coming up the stairs.”
coming through the yard, but is interrupted by the man coming through the yard.
Thumbhead’s closing remarks did not offer any
The opening shot is of a speeding train and it isn’t going into a
Dad sends him back to their room, but before he leaves, another man named Kilmer (
Despite some lapses, Johnny’s indulgent father gives him the dollar. After being warned by Kilmer to keep the dollar in a safe place, Johnny stows it in between his belt and his pants where it falls down almost immediately. Scatman puts his foot on the dollar and bogarts it after the Templetons leave.
Office drone Charley Parkes is slaving away with both hands working his adding machine which is the size of a Thanksgiving
The next day, having plenty of time on his hands, he goes back to the museum. He makes a beeline back to the dollhouse. He is momentarily distraught when the doll is not sitting at the piano. However, she makes a sweeping entrance down the staircase and is even met at the bottom by a snappy young maid who she begins to kiss. No wait, now I’m imagining things. As the doll begins playing the piano, the maid lets in a gentleman caller dressed in top hat and tails. Arm in arm, they head out on a date.
The next day, Charley is telling the doll about a blind date his sister set him up on. The gentleman caller shows up again. When the maid protests, he breaks his cane over her head. Wait, what? When the doll sees him, she faints and he carries her upstairs. This is too much for Charley and he claws at the house trying to stop the assault. Finally, he grabs a statue and breaks the glass display case.
The doctor tells Charley’s mother the the constant pressure of trying to be something he wasn’t contributed to his breakdown. He was unable to cope with this world so his mind created another world.