June 2022

Action in the North Atlantic (1943) — Merchant Seaman in WWII.  Good stuff.

Paper Moon (1973) — A con man and a homely, homely little girl in the 30’s.  Awesome!  Highly recommended to men and women of all sexes.

Jerry & Marge Go Large (2022) —  Guy who is good with numbers outsmarts the lottery.  What a banal waste of Bryan Cranston and Annette Bening.

The Ledge (2022) — Ignore the mediocre reviews.  Combines 2 favorite genres:   Mountain climbing and a woman killing allll the men.

A Lonely Place to Die (2011) — Combines 2 favorite genres:   Mountain climbing and a woman killing allll the men.

Harold and Maude (1976) — Enchanting love story of a quirky couple with a 54 year age difference.  Oh wait, the woman is the older one — just wrong!  Somehow manages to be a great movie with that wacky relationship and music by Cat Stevens.  Best 4th wall breakage in movie history.

Fatman (2020) — Alex P. Keaton puts a hit out on Santa.  I don’t know if it is because he is nuts or in spite of it, but every oddball under-the-radar movie Mel Gibson appears in turns out to be pretty good.   He is the anti-Cage.

Brightburn (2019) — Ignore the critics.  A solid what-if-Kal-El-were-evil flick despite a very miscast kid.

Murder by Death (1976) — Very funny.  Trigger warning: Peter Sellers plays a Chinese guy.  The cast is all dead except James Cromwell, and the old lady from Downton Abbey who I find disturbingly hot.  In 1976, I mean, so not that disturbing.

Die Hard Trilogy — Probably the only trilogy (with Star Wars and Indiana Jones) without a bummer in the lot.  Yeah, I said trilogy.

The Offer (2022) — The fine series about making The Godfather makes more of the Hollywood / Mafia metaphor than I can here.  I’m rarely impressed by actors, but there are some amazing performances here.

The Last Waltz (1978) — Farewell concert by The Band.

I Think We’re Alone Now (2018) — Peter Dinklage survives the apocalypse.  Maybe because he was 50% ahead of everyone doing “duck and cover.”

Armageddon (1998) — Nice to see a healthy Bruce Willis.  Buscemi is always welcome even if his “funny” lines are dreadful.  Includes many other talented performers I enjoy.  And Ben Affleck.  I thought he was bad now — 25 years ago, he was bloody insufferable.  There is no “star” whose success is more of a mystery to me.

Transit (2012) — Innocent family gets mixed up with bad guys. Sure gets no love from online critics, but was a perfectly fine movie to watch during an almost-tropical storm.

Dual (2022) — Good stuff.  Original sci-fi idea, uniquely executed.  Did I wake up in Bizarro Hollywood on June 1st?

Top Gun: Maverick (2022) — Practical effects, nostalgia, grown-ups, loyalty, not anti-America, lacking a Scorcesian 600 F-bombs — WTF greenlit this thing!

May 2022 Movies

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