July 2026

Dust Bunny (2025) – Best movie I’ve seen in 10 years.**  HBO.

Survive (2024) – Teen French girl at sea survives an extinction-level event that empties the ocean.  Yeah, a few others also survive, but it’s never too soon to think about repopulation.  Comme ci, comme ça.  Amazon.

Space (2020) – Another blog says the director financed this movie with his Price is Right winnings.  Maybe get a Jeopardy winner next time.  Looks great for the money, but the script just doesn’t live up to the rest.  Tubi.

Obsession (2026) – A lightning strike ended my theater’s showing after about an hour, and that was OK by me.  The overwhelming box-office baffles me.  Inde Navarrette was awesome, though.  Theater.

Backrooms (2026) – Man wanders mostly-empty, poorly-lit, inter-dimensional spaces; or maybe it’s an early 2000’s Sears.  Yay!  Finally, an original idea from our genius Hollywood betters!  Well . . . after being developed by a teenager on YouTube.  Theater.

Exit 8 (2025) – Backrooms in a Japanese subway station.  Shudder.

Disclosure Day (2026) – “ET, phoned-in”.  Theater.

True Detective S1 (2014) – Entire police force can’t crack the case of how Woody Harrelson is married to Michelle Monaghan, bangs Alexandra Daddario on the side, and picks up a hottie < half his age in a bar.  Solid, but overrated.  HBO.

Citizen Vigilante (2026) – Feel-good hit of the Summer!  PPV.

Pluribus S1 (2026) – The excellent visuals & direction lap the story, but that works for me.  I would watch Rhea Seehorn do her taxes.  Some ironing would be hot, too.  Apple.

Shark Night (2011) – Cliché token black character who is also a football star – check.  Cliché interracial couple – check.  Cliché tooth-challenged murderous hillbillies – check.  Cliché bevy of bikini babes who don’t take off their tops – check.  Cliché 3D film converted to 2D – check.  OTOH, quite a bit of peak-Sara-Paxton in a bikini – so call it a draw.  Surprisingly entertaining.  Tubi.

Shark Terror (2025) – I must really be in a mood tonight.  Unique premise & good female leads outweigh uniformly idiotic dudes and a conspicuous lack of Sara Paxton.  Surprisingly entertaining.  Tubi.

Young Washington (2026) –  Solid bio-pic.  Stoic yet ambitious, and much-needed for the times – just like the man.  Theater.

Beyond the Reach (2014) – Gordon Gekko mistakenly shoots a man in the desert, frames his guide, and expects to get home to Catherine Zendaya-Jones for dinner.  Fine Sunday afternoon fare.  Slant gives it 1 star — those pretentious dicks would give 1 star to water if they were sitting in a fire.  Amazon.

Air Force One Down (2024) – The first 30 minutes are the worst-directed, Lifetime-caliber, leaden embarrassment I have seen in quite a while.  However, once the action starts, it is a wild ride, baby!  Katherine McNamara is a creditable Joan Wick, killing dozens of dudes to get to the hostage President.  Fun . . . eventually.  Amazon.

From the Earth to the Moon (1998) — I forgot how dreary this series was. Each episode opens with an insipid intro from a shoe-polish-haired Tom Hanks, absurdly compresses the early history, often focuses on inexplicable minutia of the missions, and is bathed in a maudlin, snooze-inducing score. Damn, this could have been great! HBO.

The Martian (2015) — Even for non-fan of Matt Damon, this is just about a perfect movie. Damn this was great!  HBO.

** Dust Bunny (2025) – Well, one of the best I’ve seen in 10 years.  I base that on every shot being beautifully composed (like Spielberg’s Jaws thru Indy era), original characters, excellent performances, and a clever use of the unreliable narrator.  Sure, it cheats a little on the premise, and could have easily lost 10 minutes, but that’s just nit-picking.  Thank God somebody is making an effort.  HBO.

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