The Elder is giving a speech to the prisoners about the era twelve generations ago, before the New Masters arrived, when humans held dominion over the earth. Special scorn is heaped on the treasonous humans who help the alien overlords. He reminds the children that their birthright lies outside the gates of their prison. A couple of human guards show up and escort the Elder out.
The next day, the human Commandant lines up the wretched remains of humanity in the prison yard. He has three announcements.
- 1) The nutritional rations will be cut by 3%.
- 2) Repairs to the refining center will continue.
- 3) The Elder won’t be getting any elder.
He graciously grants the prisoners one hour to grieve and to choose a younger Elder. Prisoner 98843 (Harley Jane Kozak) shouts that the rations are already too low. The Commandant says there is no more food to distribute. She suggests that they grow their own food or import it from somewhere. He dismissively dismisses the idea before he says, “Dismissed.”
Later, 98843 is complaining to a guard about the lack of replacement parts for the factory. She is joined by a young mute girl [1] who has been bringing water to the prisoners as they work. She is also teaching the girl about electronics. This is good, because the way 98843 mouths off to the overseers, there won’t be a 98844.
Guards enter and haul 98843 away to see the Commandant. The prisoners assume she will be raped. The Commandant even misleadingly says, “I need you.” She begins to strip but he stops her. He pops an electronic eyeball out of its socket and hands it to her with the order, “Repair it.” She negotiates more food for the kiddies. The Commandant had said there was no more, yet he agrees, the big liar-head. He also warns that if she fails, they will get NO food, which makes no sense. As that Moses guy said in the movie, “The strong make many [bricks], the weak make few, the dead make none.”
Prisoner 91777 (Bill Cobb) is elected as the new Elder. The Commandant orders them both to his office to receive supplementary rations for the prisoners. 91777 wants to know how 98843 got him to agree to this, but she dodges the question. The Commandant tells them they will receive sharrak, an alien food from the New Masters; also some cigars from the Dutch Masters. They are taken to a dungeon where a tentacled sharrak lives. It attacks 98843 and 91777 is allowed to cut off its tentacle to feed the prisoners (oh, and save 98843’s life).
At the big feast, 91777 notes that there are fewer overseers. He recalls a previous uprising where some prisoners made it over the wall. However, 98843 recalls the remaining prisoners were slaughtered. She reminds him the New Masters destroyed the combined armies of the world in 3 days. Since he says the survivors reported seeing nothing but aliens with razor teeth, and scorched earth and black steel, I’m not sure what his hurry is.
The Commandant’s new eye goes bad, revealing that he is a robot. He orders 98843 to repair him or he will feed the young girl to the sharrak. She does, and becomes his personal mechanic, living separate from the other prisoners. Despite her securing more food for them, they shun her as a traitor.
She learns that all of the overseers are robots. They are beginning to break down and will soon execute Procedure 7 — closing the camp and killing the human prisoners. The next time the group is assembled in the yard, 98843 twists the Commandant’s head off and shows everyone he is a robot. The humans attack the few remaining overseers, who ain’t exactly Cyberdyne products in fighting ability.
The humans prevail and open the prison gates for the first time in centuries. The gates swing open to reveal not a scorched earth, but a plush green valley (and possibly the former 18th fairway at Augusta (sorry, 98843)) [2]. The verdant scenery proves that the robots were lying for 2 centuries, and that even 200 years in the future, prime real estate with a scenic view will be squandered on an ugly government building if a Senator’s brother owns the land.
A good episode despite maybe being padded out a little. As usual on The Outer Limits, the performances and production design are great assets. Harley Jane Kozak and David Hemblen as the Commandant were both great in their roles.
Good stuff.
Post-Post:
- [1] The family relationships here seem needlessly obfuscated. The girl is referred to as 98843’s girl, but she doesn’t seem to be her daughter, although there are hints. Mid-episode, 98843 refers to the previous Elder as her father, but there was no indication of that earlier.
- [2] Correction, Augusta began accepting female members in 2012 (as predicted by the Mayan calendar).
- 91777 is not a prime number, but is the product of three primes: 7 x 7 x 1,873.
- 98843 is not a prime number, but is the product of two primes: 97 x 1,019.
- I like a prime number reference as much as the next guy, but why have a different number of factors? I assume I’m missing something; probably missing the fact that there is no significance.
- Harley Jane Kozak is a genresnaps fave for reasons I’m not even sure of. Could it be one episode of LA Law I saw on Lifetime before the New Masters arrived?
- Title Analysis: A little too on-the-nose.
Writer Jeffrey Hunt’s car is pulled out of the water. A detective standing by is immediately suspicious of his wife Debby and his agent Tony Lynch. They also retrieved a notebook with three false-start letters: Goodbye Debby, Goodbye Tony, then Goodbye Debby & Tony. This was pretty prescient as the next scene is one of those godawful amber-bathed Cinemax style sex scenes with the wailing sax, but with an NQ of 0%.[1] This is not HBO, this is TV.
At a reading of Jeffrey’s books by Vivian and Tony, Debby waves Tony outside. The director very nearly sneaks some humor into the episode before catching himself. She tells Tony all about Jeffrey. His bright idea is to kill Jeffrey for real.
Back at casa de Hunt, it becomes clear that Tony & Jeffrey were in cahoots. They have a glass of wine to celebrate, but Tony’s is poisoned. The police show up again. These are both the most diligent and most incompetent cops in the world. The cops break in and find a note on the typewriter: POISONED BY GUILT. A GREAT WRITER IS DEAD. GOD FORGIVE US, DEBRA, FOR THE MURDER OF JEFFREY HUNT.
Post-Post:
An AHP Christmas episode. Unlike 
She explains today is her new birthday. While cleaning the closet, she found hidden bank books showing a balance of $33,000 [1]. He explains that is for their old age. She calls him a cheap, miserly, penny-pinching, money-grabbing . . .” She can’t say asshole on TV, so she asks for a divorce. Alexander is stunned. He thinks, “That would be a terrible thing. I didn’t want to part with Jennifer . . . not in this community-property state.” So he decides to kill her — Ho ho ho, AHP rules!
That night, Jennifer’s eyes roll back in her head and she keels over dead. Well, not quite. Arthur calls the doctor who finds she is in very bad shape, but still alive. The doctors says if she makes it through the night, she has a small chance to recover. Not one to take risks, Alexander smothers her with a HOME SWEET HOME pillow.
This was such a good episode that the last minute fumble is not a deal-breaker. The performances are uniformly great. Dennis Day as Alexander was believably prim and parsimonious. Alice Backes was almost too good as Jennifer. She had a sly delivery, an interest-ing angular beauty and a smile that cut through the jokes. She could have been the standard AHP cookie-cutter shrewish wife, but turned the part into a real person. The thugs were appropriately menacing and even kind of textured characters. Their mugs sold the menace, but their deeds and manners showed more depth. The chemist was a dead-ringer for 
Six months ago, Police Sargent John Emerson was brought in to the Bannister Hospital with “multiple head gunshot wounds” even though he only has one head. “A bullet was lodged in the brain. His skull was fractured”. He hovered near death for three months. Finally, he moved a finger, then his legs. A week later he could see. Soon he could speak and walk. Then his insurance ran out so they released him.
They decide to go to Dr. Turner’s lab to see if they can account for this change in IQ. Luckily, the heart doctor seems to have shared an office with the psychologist. The door to Turner’s lab is in Franklin’s office. Strangely, like deja vu, Emerson seems to know the names of the lab animals and know all about the medical equipment. Franklin suggests Turner imparted this newfound wisdom to Emerson by playing recordings to him while he was in a coma; in much the same way I watch this show.
In the workshop, they find a lot of animals. Turner had changed their brains so enemy species get along. Literally,