A beautiful woman named Sita Vernoy died in August 1927 in Delhi. A beautiful baby girl named Santha Naidu was born in August 1928. In between, a pretty un-noteworthy 12 months for beautiful people.
Rama comes to Santha’s mother wishing to marry her. Mrs. Naidu says that Santha is already married with a child — in another life. Santha was born with memories of another life and still has those feelings. Santha tells Rama she must go to her husband from her previous life. She cuts short her rendezvous with Rama and says she must begin her journey. Cuckmeister General Rama offers to accompany Santha and her mother.
Meanwhile, in France, Professor Charles Gencourt (Boris Karloff) has arrived to tell Armand Vernoy his son Krishna has been accepted to college in America. Sadly, Vernoy does not have the money to send him, and Krishna will have to work in the Punjab Dell Computer Call Center all his life.
Santha shows up at casa de Vernoy and tells Krishna she is his mother. She throws her arms around Armand and claims to be his wife. Under-standably, Krishna does not accept this woman his same age to be his mother. Not so understandably, Armand does not accept this woman 40 years younger than him to be his wife. Dude!
Armand tells Santha that he cannot afford to send Krishna to America. Santha is able to show him jewels that she, in her previous life as Sita Vernoy, hid in the base of a statue. Despite Santha claiming to be his wife, finding untold rupees of jewels, and being 1/3 his age, Armand just can’t open his heart to her . . . his stupid, stupid heart.
Santha leaves. Armand tells his son that he can go to America after all and take the job of an American. Woohoo!
A fairly dull episode in a fairly mediocre series. It is strange that Karloff’s role is entirely dispensable. It would have made more sense for him to play Armand, who was not Indian. The tragic figure here seems to be Rama. He appears to be the only actual Indian in the cast (despite the actor being named Julius Johnson), and he is totally cucked by this snotty girl who claims to be married to an elderly Frenchman.
Title Analysis: Better than the episode. The “return” is her rebirth, her return to Armand, and stretchingly her return to Delhi.
I rate it Return to Sender.
- Trigger Warning: Santha Naidu is played by Lee Torrance, whose name doesn’t look very Indian. Krishna is played by George Hamilton, whose name doesn’t look very Indian. Mrs. Naidu is played by Iphigenie Castiglioni whose name looks like someone fell asleep at the keyboard.
- Hmmmm . . . I wonder if that was the same Iphigenie Castiglioni who was in Return of the Hero and The Weird Tailor.
- Yes, I will use that line every time she shows up.