While Publix was absolutely amazing after Irma, I have to question their judgment here.  Is this really the best way to market trash bags?

Hmmm, what I’m looking for is something guaranteed to attract the attention of the animal that lives with me.  In fact, my ideal bags would make the garbage so irresistible that he will get up on his hind legs and check out the contents.  Can I also use these outdoors to attract raccoons?

Do you also have any cans that he can more easily tip over?  Maybe something with no lid, that is wider at the top so it is a little top-heavy?  They’re all like that?  Perfect, just what I’m looking for.

No, that’s it.  Oh, and a 55-gallon drum of Pine-Sol.