Writer Jack Rhodes made a video for a dating service. He says “I am 31 years old.” The actor is a pretty close 33, so I can’t use my standard “f***n’ actors, man” line. However, according to Hollywood age rules, … Continue reading
Next up in rotation was an episode called Made for Each Other. Sadly, disc 1 of the 3rd DVD set is not playing, and it is not online that I can see. On the plus side, it starred Bill Paxton, … Continue reading
Successful romance novelist Claudia Reynolds is going to her 21st high school reunion, so she ought to be 39. Susan Anspach is 44 . . . f*in’ actors, man. As she approaches her hometown, local dipshit Lance pulls out onto … Continue reading
Arthur Brown is covertly aiming his Popeil Pocket Parabolic microphone at people on the street. And by covertly, I mean dressed in leather, reclining like Rose being sketched by Jack in Titanic, his motorcycle parked beside him apparently having been … Continue reading
Jill slips into a hot bath with a dude. Unfortunately, the dude is Mr. Bubble, denying us even that paltry prurient thrill in this week’s load. She begins pleasuring herself, so at least one of us is getting some-thing out … Continue reading