Yet another OSB episode set outside the US. However, they have taken away one of my usual jibes by finally going to Asia. Americans Leonard and Betty Barrett are taking a train through India. And one of the fancy ones, where you ride on the inside. They have just come from the Taj Mahal and after a few days in India, the attraction they most want to see next is a McDonald’s.
Leonard is a typical ugly American, although for paranormal reasons that will be explained later. His wife is an atypical beautiful American played by Bethel Leslie [1] who made such an impression in AHP’s The Man with Two Faces. Leonard is ranting about the heat, passports, cholera shots, and customs. He would rather have gone to Paris or London, but Betty insisted on India.
As he is jabbering, an old Indian man holding a chicken opens the door of their private compartment. Leonard becomes enraged because he ordered the fish. He screams at the man to get out or at least bring some gulab jamum. He even breaks a bottle and charges at the old man. Luckily, the conductor happens by and hustles the old man out to safety.
Even after the conductor leaves, Leonard is still hostile. He says he did not like the old man’s face — it had a murderous expression! And that if they had been asleep, he would have cut their throats! Finally, he calms down. When he becomes lucid enough to see the bottle in his hand, he does not know how it got there. I feel your pain, pal.
The train stops in a small town. He sees the old man has gotten off the train. Seeing the old man on the platform enrages him again. He says, “If he tries anything, I’ll kill him!” Their eyes meet, and Leonard takes off after him. Betty then chases Leonard through the streets of Narainpur. She catches up to him, which is easy, because he is collapsed on the ground, surrounded by Indians. Betty pleads to the crowd, “Is anyone a doctor?” None of them are, so I guess this was not filmed in America.
An American steps forward and says he is a medical missionary (?). They go back to the man’s home which looks pretty doctory. Leonard is baffled by his own behavior. He says he doesn’t even really dislike anyone, but he hated this man. He felt like, “If I didn’t kill him, he was going to kill me!” The Constable knows the old man as Kumar. He tries to get Leonard on the next train out, but he opts to get some rest first.
The rest consists of a few minutes of sleep, then an escape out the window to find Kumar. I have no idea how, but Leonard tracks down the old man at his home in this small Indian village of 200 million people. He breaks a window and jumps in. In keeping with 1950’s TV standards, Kumar and his wife sleep on separate straw mats. [2] In keeping with my standards, Kumar jumps up, grabs a rifle, and points it at Leonard.
Leonard is not cowed — er, poor choice of words — is not intimidated by the rifle. He advances on the old man with his hands out to strangle him. WTF! Kumar shoots him! I did not see that coming. The constable shows up immediately. The old man is arrested, and Leonard is taken back to the missionary’s home to be treated. WTF again! Leonard dies!
The constable explains that many years ago Kumar and another man named Ranjit were in love with the same woman. She chose Kumar. Ranjit tried to kill Kumar, but Kumar shot him. The constable noticed that Leonard’s birth date on his passport was the exact date Ranjit died, so obviously his soul migrated at that moment. I guess Ranjit guided Leonard to Kumar’s home tonight. Luckily, he had not moved in 40 years.
Two things you can count on with OSB: They don’t deviate much from their narrow slice of the genre pie, and the episode will look awesome. One unfortunate new theme has arisen, though. This reminded me of Echo two weeks ago. In that episode, an innocent man was killed because of a paranormal event that had nothing to do with him. The same thing happens here. Leonard was possessed by Ranjit. He had no free will when he attacked Kumar and was shot. I miss the more standard template where the victim is getting a cosmic come-uppance, i.e. had it coming
It is also miraculous that Leonard ever had the opportunity to confront Ranjit’s killer. It’s not like he had this mysterious desire to visit India all his life, as if it were calling to him. He wanted to go to France or Italy, but Betty dragged him here. What were the odds he would end up in India? It’s not like Ranjit just possessed some random dude to get at Kumar. He has been in Leonard since birth, linked by their death and birth dates. It had to be him.
I guess I can’t complain about sameness when they try to mix things up. At least they still have those great production values. Sometimes, as in this episode, the scoring is very effective. I also enjoyed seeing Bethel Leslie again. Sadly, I don’t feel like I captured her beauty in these shots. So, as usual, OSB wins me over through sheer professionalism.
Other Stuff:
- [1] Bethel really is an awful name for such a beauty. I hope she at least pronounced it Beth-EL or Heather.
- [2] Upon further examination, it appears Kumar is sleeping on a cot and his wife is sleeping on the floor (see below). Maybe she should have married Ranjit.
- Title Analysis: No idea. Yes, there is a question about what is happening, but that’s every episode.
- Still no paranormal activity in Africa.
So, I was copying and pasting my favorite bits from this entry but had to stop somewhere around 3rd paragraph.
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