Courtney Masterson is making out with 21 years younger Peg, perhaps as over-compensation for having a girl’s name. They are at a Lover’s Lane overlooking the city. Rudy Stickney approaches the car, pointing a flashlight and a gun in their eyes. He forces them out of the car and nabs Courtney’s
purse wallet. The wallet is loaded with dough, but Rudy isn’t satisfied.
He has Courtney open the trunk and tells him to get in so he can have his way with Peg, perhaps as over-compensation for having to rely on phallic objects to get people to notice him. When Peg makes a run for it, Courtney knocks Rudy to the ground causing him to drop his gun. Rudy pulls a knife, but Courtney has his gun. He forces Rudy into the trunk. Ya know, if the episode ended right here, I would be happy.
Courtney locks Rudy in the trunk, throws his golf clubs in the back seat, and prepares to drive to the police station where he will probably be arrested for kidnapping. Peg points out that this could generate headlines which might be of interest to his wife.
Courtney drives back to Peg’s apartment. He had a chance to reveal Rudy to a cop stopped beside him at a light, but did not. He sees Peg to the door, realizing he’s not going to get the kind of junk in the trunk he had anticipated tonight. He drives Rudy back up to Lover’s Lane. And by the way, this is the biggest f*ing car I’ve ever seen in my life.
He lets Rudy out of the trunk. Rudy says he isn’t going to forget this, which is remarkable given the brain damage the carbon monoxide must have caused. Courtney does the right thing, the fair thing, the honorable thing, the responsible thing, the mature thing, the civil thing, the just thing — he shoots Rudy dead. At the police station, he says he picked Rudy up hitchhiking and it went bad. The detective asks a few questions, says he’s a lucky man and sends him home.
This is all excellent, but the episode regresses to the mean pretty quickly. Luckily, the mean on AHP is still pretty great. Spoiler: Courtney’s wife had a PI tailing him who witnessed the whole evening. He blackmails Courtney to keep his shenanigans secret. The nerve of his wife having a PI tail her husband; it’s just that kind of distrust that can ruin a marriage.
The ending just doesn’t seem worthy of what preceded it.
-  In the light of day, I have no idea what my beef was. It was a pretty good twist.
- AHP Deathwatch: Julie Adams (Peg) is still with us. She was just in an episode of Lost.
- Holy crap! That was 10 years ago? What have I done with my life! Also alive: Reita Green, suspiciously credited as Reita.
- Title Analysis: A perfect AHP title, just not for this episode — there was no dead weight.