Zombeavers gets off to a very funny and unexpected start with hazmat haulers Bill Burr (Joseph) and John Mayer (Luke). After a funny conversation about Joseph dating a guy (but just for a week), then them discussing being banned from friend’s bathroom, Joseph runs into a deer, dislodging a barrel of chemical waste.
After fun, well-constructed, almost James Bondian credits which track the progress of the barrel downstream like a Bass, Saul Bass It arrives at the home of the titular beavers. It’s worth saying again, titular beavers.
Three hot girls are off to a cabin in the woods with no boys, no texting, and no tops (well, that’s more anticipation on my part). If the movie maintains its pace and humor, this will be the Citizen Kane of horror/comedy.
There are so many good lines that it is pointless to to even discuss them. This is easily the best horror comedy since Tucker & Dale, and even surpasses that benchmark. Whereas the T&D was mostly situational comedy or satires of horror tropes, Zombeavers ups the ante with a lot of very funny dialogue, a nice Jaws homage and even goofy throwaway shots (the skinny 14 year old kid with the “#1 Dad” hat? WTH?). Even the standard wacky neighbor is genuinely wacky and hilarious.
Sadly, their 3 boyfriends show up. They do come in handy when the first zombeaver shows up hiding in the bathroom, however. Not being brainiacs, they decide to take a swim in the lake the next day with predictable results. They swim out to a raft and we get a scene that is a beautiful balance actual horror, comedy, creativity and sexiness. The bit with the dog is Oscar-worthy.
This is just great. It even wraps up with some funny outtakes and a swinging Frank Sinatra / Tony Bennett style swinging ode to Zombeavers. When the artists put this much effort into something that really could have been a VOD release in lesser hands, I really appreciate it.
- Title Analysis: Really, there was no other option; it’s the reason the film was made. But you can’t put the emphasis on “zombie” or you’re left with “vers. If you stress the “beavers” (of which we saw none, well of a certain kind), you’re left with “zom.”
- In the last shot, we are visually set up for what I hope is a sequel by the same crew entitled Zombees.
- Yeah, what’s the deal with this?