This always pissed me off.
If you’re going to make up nonsense words, why wouldn’t you make one up that actually rhymes with Englishman? Or, as part of the evil conservative War on Women, you could smell the blood of an Englishmum. I don’t guess I can blame Ray Bradbury for this since that little ditty is 500 years old.
A man pulls up to Edith Bunker‘s house. It isn’t clear who he is, but he comes in and gives the much-younger Lucy Lawless — holy crap, Lucy Lawless! — a kiss on the lips. [UPDATE — he is revealed to be her husband, Tom].
He seems very excited that he has brought Lucy and grandma Edith a Mr. Muncher garbage disposal, Mr. Fusion having not yet been invented. Whoever he is, he’s a better man than me — he is able to install a garbage disposal; and bag Lucy Lawless. He gets an inordinate amount of joy feeding bones into the disposal. Edith, however, even all the way upstairs locked in her room is terrified by the machine.
The next morning after after bread-winner Lucy leaves for work and Tom leaves to goof off — this guy is quickly becoming my hero — Edith goes downstairs to inspect this new monster Tom has installed. Hearing it gurgle, she finds a feather in the drain, and her pet bird is missing from its cage. She suspects Tom will next feed her bones into the Mr. Muncher next and steal her money.
Edith thinks she hears Tom chopping up her cat and dog and feeding them into the disposal. After he leaves the house, she finds the disposal gurgling again and finds cat fur in the drain.
That night, Edith sneaks down to the kitchen and talks to the disposal. Then she goes out to the garage where she has hidden her animals. So the old woman is framing her son-in-law which doesn’t explain why she was so aghast when she thought he had pulverized her pets.
The next day, she gives Lucy & Tom $500 to go on a vacation. Tom returns early, having forgotten his fishing lures. Edith corners him with a hatchet and . . . and . . . I don’t know what the hell happened. At first I thought she was going to chop him up the old fashioned way and feed him into the disposal like the bones that brought him such pleasure. Then there were hellish flashing lights and pictures of the disposal’s grinding teeth, so I thought he was going to somehow be dragged into it whole.
But in the next scene, he and Lucy are loading up the car to move away. Lucy seems OK, but Tom is pretty twitchy. Edith is now a big fan of the machine and even invites the mailman in to see it. In a good show, she would have fed him into the Muncher. Or something. Anything.
- Finally a New Zealand episode that makes use of the country’s fabulous natural resources, namely Lucy Lawless.
- Only 2 more episodes to go.